Thirty million years ago
A fish broke wind you see
And that is how the human race
Actually came to be
I’m not sure exactly how
All that chemistry works
But I do believe it’s the bubbles of
A fish that got this to perk
The Christian theory according to folks
Is a little hard to follow
I’m more inclined to believe
Fish bubbles inhaled by a swallow
That little bird then ate a bug
And in its gut did sour
The mixture of the bug and bubbles
Began the primates hour
So now you have the fundamentals of
How us humans got our start
From a bird that ate a flying gnat
And a fish that had to fart
