Thirty million years ago A fish broke wind you see And that is how the human race Actually came to be I’m not sure exactly how All that chemistry works But I do believe it’s the bubbles of A fish that got this to perk The Christian theory according to folks Is a little hard […]

THE SPIRES OF THE HIGHEST PEAKS ARE A LONELY PLACE TO DWELL BUT BETTER THEIR IN MY MIND THAN SOME OF THE DEEPER PITS OF HELL SO HIGH I CLIMB GROPING FOR ANY CREVICE TO GET MY GRIP CUZ IFN I FALL ITS TO HELL WITH ME IN THAT RAVENOUS BOILIN’ PIT WHILST I’M ON

Taking my trusty pen in paw But not knowing what to write I’m a gonna try to transcribe My thoughts of you last night Your warm and gentle disposition Is the envy of most folks And I’m honored to be with you dear Your wellbeing I feel is utmost This seems to be a special